今后丶何如
a sausage is locked in the fridge
feel very cold, and then looked at the nearby of another root, had a little comfort, said: "see you were frozen into this, are covered in ice!" results the root said: "i'm sorry, i'm popsicles."
一个香肠被关在冰箱里
感觉很冷,然后看了看身边的另一根,有了点安慰,说：“看你都冻成这样了,全身都是冰！”结果那根说：“对不起，我是冰棒。”追问
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有关食物的英语笑话
a sikh, an italian & a frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of woman came up in their conversation. the italian said, in italy we treat the woman like a guitar. we press the top & tickle the bottom. the frenchman said, in france, we treat the woman like cognac. we smell first & then lick slowly. what about the woman in your country, mr singh? the italian asked. in our country, we treat the woman like a record. first we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl 笑话2.about drivers what's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a chinese man driving a bmw 3 series? * a pimp what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a malay man driving a bmw 3 series? * ahmad what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an indian man driving a bmw 3 series? * a car jockey what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a bhai driving a bmw 3 series? * a car repossesor. 笑话3.bill gates bill gates dies in a car accident. he finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by god ＂well, bill, i'm really confused on this call; i'm not sure whether to send you to heaven or hell. after all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in america, yet you also created that ghastly windows '95. i'm going to do something i've never done before; in your case, i'm going to let you decide where you want to go.＂ bill replied, ＂ well, what's the difference between the two?＂ god said, ＂i'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision.＂ ＂fine, but where should i go first?＂ ＂i'll leave that up to you.＂ ＂okay then,＂ said bill, ＂let's try hell first.＂ so bill went to hell. it was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. the sun was shining, the temperature perfect. he was very pleased. ＂this is great!＂ he told god. ＂if this is hell, i really want to see heaven!＂ ＂fine,＂ said god, and off they went. heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. it was nice, but not as enticing as hell. bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. ＂hmmmm. i think i'd prefer hell,＂ he told god. ＂fine,＂ retorted god, ＂as you desire.＂ so bill gates went to hell. two weeks later, god decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in hell. when he got there, he found bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. ＂how's everything going?＂ he asked bill. bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, ＂this is awful! this is nothing like the hell i visited two weeks ago! i can't believe this is happening! what happened to that other place, with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water????! ＂that was the screensaver,＂ replied god. 真抱歉，我已经尽力了.这些只好你自己删节了，的确有些词初一应该没学.真不好意思啊.
谁知道关于健康饮食的小笑话（要英语的）
vegetarianisma man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian. ＂i'm not a vegetarian because i love animals,＂ he said, ＂i'm a vegetarian 'cause i hate plants!＂ 素食主义者一个人和他的朋友聊为什么他会是个素食主义者。
他朋友说“我不是素食主义者是因为我热爱动物”他说：我是素食主义者因为我恨蔬菜（笑点：他朋友爱动物所以吃动物，他只吃蔬菜是因为他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉）汉语和括号里面的是我自己解释的，笑话还是原汁原味的好，解释了就不好笑了，^_^第二个yum yumq:how do you make a swiss roll? a:you push them down the alps. 问 你怎么做（内卷果酱或者奶油）的蛋糕？答：你把他们从阿而卑斯山上推下去。
笑点是 swiss roll是一种蛋糕的名字，回答的人是一个词一个词理解的。
汗死哈哈第三个balance dietq:what is a balance diet? a:the same amont of cokies in each hand! 问 什么是平衡饮食？答 就是用两个手吃同样数量的饼干。
一些关于食物的英文单词 只限今天回答
aubergine 茄子carrot 胡萝卜cabbage 白菜，（在英国也叫chinese leaf）toast 面包片、吐司burger 汉堡包。
千万别说hamburger，会被洋鬼子笑话的。
grape 葡萄grape fruit 西柚string bean 芸豆melon 瓜（各种瓜果）spaghetti 意大利面条pasta 意大利面sweet potato 红薯暂时先提供这些吧。
不是我不想给音标，只因为百度熊不支持音标字体，所有音标都变成这个了：[sp??ɡeti]
我要做一个关于英语饮食的ppt,想求几个关于在外国餐厅就餐闹的笑...
一天津人到国外旅游，临行前导游告知，询问价格的英语是how much?到国外后此人吃饭，询问价格，但想不起怎么说了“嘛好吃？”，外国服务员楞....“好吃嘛？”....？？“吃嘛好？”....？？“好嘛吃？”....终于想起来了！！
我想问下,有关于英语的情景对话,是关于健康饮食的,是医生与病人...
i have a good friend.her name is mara.she comes from zhejiang . she is in class 3 grade 8 .she is goog-looking,and she is also cute.she has big eyes and long hair.she is generous and kind to others.she likes telling jokes.and she often tells jokes to others.and she is a good student,she can speak three languages:chinese,english,and japanese.she likes music best at school.she thinks it's very relaxing .she likes playing sports,too.and she can run fast.now,do you think she is a good girl?angdo you want to be her friend? 我有一个好朋友，她的名字叫mara。
她来自于浙江，是八年级三班的学生。
她长得很漂亮也很可爱。
她长头发大眼睛。
她对人很好，也很慷慨大方。
他喜欢讲笑话。
经常会将给大家听她也是个好学生，能够说三种语言，汉语英语和，日语。
在学校里，她最喜欢音乐她认为听音乐很放松。
她很喜欢运动，并且跑的很快。
现在你认为他是不是一个好女孩呢，你想不想和他成为朋友？
